Senior-Toddler Syndrome

I am coining a new phrase: Senior-Toddler Syndrome.

Someone you know may be afflicted with STS if they are over the age of 60 and exhibit the following behaviors:

– taking zero accountability for their actions

– refusing to be independent even when possible

– tantrums with unknown causes

– refusal to use their words to communicate

– demanding they receive what they want, when they want it

– little regard for others

– obliviance to any wrong doing

The significant difference between a senior and toddler is that a toddler grows out of this behavior whereas a senior grows into it.

I believe this maddening affliction is incurable.